PUPPIES....

Look  . . . I was  thirsty  man, deal with it . "   "Touch de duck... I keel you."    'Weeeeeee!!!  Look at me I'm Yoda!      "You want a piece of me?  Bring it....!"   "Kid . . . you're askin'  the wrong guy."   'I don't get it.  Where's the milk?!'    'Wasssup!!'  'Bread!  You're seriously giving me bread . . . ?'  [sniff . . sniff] . . . .  "Oh, this part of the movie always makes me cry"  "This stupid bird's about to get a snot bath."    'Therrrz no way that was . . . [hiccup!] . . . juzzt milk . . [hiccup] !'  "I . . . hate . . you."    "Hi!!!  I'm Teddy, a wild little Gemini . . . . aaaaaannnd, I, like, you know, long walks on the beach. Aaaannnd  I  just  LOVE  me some tennis balls.   Byyeeee!!!!"  'I'm not....[yawn]...tired, ok? I'm...just..... a little...sllleee..zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz'  'BUT I DON'T WANNA GO...!!!!  AAAAaaaaaahahhhahh'  "It was only a little pee, why the 30 minute timeout?"    "Rrrrr.... I'm  a  Tiger.  Rrrrrrr"   Wow, dude...  I went through your bag, man, and I found this stuff.  So I totally ate it. Awesome.  Got any more?  I can't feel my tongue.... hahahaha    "So Dad left when he found out about Mom and the Panda." We all need a little something to laugh at these days.  These should do it!